Hey guys, I just want to take a minute to tell you about a positive experience I had. It was with the Geeksquad. You know, the group that drives in the black & white buggies with short sleeve shirts and ties and work at Best Buy. Well, here's how it happened. I bought a laptop and tried to connect it to my wireless network. Simple, right? Well, the whole friggin thing crashed instantly, and I spent the next couple of days of my life trying to figure it out. That's when it hit me - I have better things to do than sit here and suffer from high blood pressure. So, I did what any prudent consumer would do and called the "experts" at the Geeksquad. Ok, I was a little skeptical at first, and definitely wary of the prices. However, I decided to try them out anyway.
I called this morning, and by this evening a nice fella named Federico was at my place. No, this is not the beginning of a gay porn, although it would be a pretty good one if it were. Anyway, this guy started working with a speed only seen in the likes of Mr. Yorgi Sierra (much props brother) and became one with the computer(s). Just a few minutes later, everything was up and running beautifully, which of course made me feel completely incompetent in anything having to do with puters. Now, as I sit here on my throne writing this blog, I must say, those people at Geeksquad aren't so bad after all. I highly recommend them.
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Ok, fine! Nobody likes my Geeksquad story. I thought it was well written and full of hyperbolas and similes - not to mention onomatopoeias. Well, as Mr. Cartman himself once said "screw you guys, I'm going home." Or, more appropriately, "it's the Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000."
Sanks Lynx. I too think Yorgie would be very good at that, although he refuses to acknowledge that he is either a geek or a nerd. He's going to have to come to grips with that before doing anything else on this matter. As for this weekend, I'm not sure yet. I have a class scheduled that may be canceled. If so, then I'm going to try to make it up there. I don't even know where I'm going to sleep if I do make it up there. We shall see. I'll let you know.
That beotch. We can kick her ass if you want us to. Sorry I won't see you Mr Chad. I haven't seen you in a long-ass time. And yes, this means that I'm going up to G'ville. It almost didn't happen, but everything worked itself out. I'm riding up with Daazler on Saturday and returning on Sunday with Yorgi. Later.
Aren't you the same guy who recommended the lobotomy to Olivia? You all see how that worked out.
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